I would like to announce that, according to Bandido's mexican restaurant, Barack Obama is winning the presidential election. How do I know this? Because at Bandido's, patrons can cast their bean in a jar for their respective candidate of choice. I myself cast my bean for McCain though it was clear that Obama's bean jar had about 1/3 more beans than McCain's. So from this controlled study I conclude:
1) People who eat Mexican food are more likely to vote for Obama
1) People who eat Mexican food are more likely to vote for Obama
2) People who are going to vote for McCain don't feel like sticking their hand in a dirty jar of pinto beans
3) Who needs the electoral system? Let's just count beans!
¡Olé!
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