Friday, March 27, 2009

This is Why You're Fat

I remember a joke in the past few years by Jay Leno as part of his monologue. He rarely makes any memorable jokes so that should say something that I actually remember this one. It was something like this: "Have you seen this new pizza that Pizza Hut is advertising? It's a regular pizza, with regular toppings, then a thinner crust with melted cheese on top of that. Is that how fat America is becoming?! We have to add ANOTHER pizza as topping on our pizza?!?!" I would say it was funnier coming from him but probably not, it was just a memorable joke for me.

I often find excessively fatty/sugary/junky foods repulsive. I have my vices, but overall, I don't each much cruddy food. Which is also why I find it hard to believe that I am just now seeing this website: This is why you're fat. If you haven't seen it either, be prepared, it may propel you to eat nothing but fruits and vegetables for your entire life... or it may inspire you to find the establishments that serve such atrocious concoctions and partake of them yourself, depending on your particular style of feeding.

And in case you are too tired to go to the website or need some enticing, here are a few samples:

The Thunderdome

Three stacks of bacon, sausage, elk meat, onions and cheese between tortillas all topped with sour cream, two fried eggs and scallions.

The Homewrecker

A fifteen inch deep-fried hot dog topped with jalapeños, habanero chili sauce, coleslaw, diced tomatoes and a mound of cheese.

The 30,000 Calorie Sandwich

Sandwich filled with ground beef, bacon, corn dogs, ham, pastrami, roast beef, bratwurst, braunschweiger and turkey, topped with fried mushrooms, onion rings, swiss/provolone/cheddar/feta/parmesan cheeses, lettuce and butter on a loaf white bread.


  1. ugh. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

  2. I say I am pushing candy into my mouth.


About This Blog

Come Again Soon!